How do you like my guns? Shock and Awe.

I'm almost absolute in love with it!

Today's journal will be what I submitted to the creators of the youtube sensation: Lore in a Minute! (Youtube Name: lore) - In this particular journal I submitted to them, I wrote a story about my favorite video game, Legend of the Dragoon. So I'm going to go ahead and place this in here so enjoy! By the way, check out their channel and subscribe!

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Introduction: Hello! I would like to know if you would use this lore for the video game: Legend of the Dragoon! It was one of the most requested videos and I thought, since I've played the game a dozen times, I would be a great person to submit this!  My name is Eddie Arguelles and my Youtube username is TheFlamingCake. Also, I used an online timer and was able to read this in: 1:11 seconds, so throw in a 9 second intro, have D.J Ross do some awesome drawings and it'll be awesome!

Legend of Dragoon: Lore in a minute!

In the world of Scenario, there are a ton of races that were born from Soa, the tree of life. Life has been around for countless years, and great wars were fought between the Humans and Winglies. In this game, you play as a human, the fiery Dart Feld who spends half his life walking around in a forest half a mile away from home, in hopes of getting stronger by training on... Rabbits? Meanwhile, while you're derping in the forest, the most important person in your life, Shana, was abducted and is about to be sacrificed, and you barely notice the smoke from the village you used to live in half a mile away because you're blind as crap. After you decide to pick a fight with a big monster guy who can't be killed, you barely escape with your life and start on a journey because you can't be bothered just to go home and forget about it all. Along the way, you meet a gay knight with the hots for you (check the dialogue: Come here Dart. Come see my treasure.), Shana, the Love Interest/Moon Child/God of Destruction who you almost die rescuing and will do no damage the entire game, a 10,000 year old demon who killed your parents, village, friends and was planning on killing you before you nearly escape, an old man who is forced to beat his daughter, (who is also your mom, by the way). The gay king who ends up replacing his gay knight, a girl decked out in blue, skimpy clothes while wielding a giant hammer, an endangered species of giant who also tried to murder you twice (and nearly succeeded the first time), and finally a princess who replaces the love interest (way to ruin a good story), after you defeat legendary dragons and winglies who possess the power of the Dragoon stone. With the stone, your characters can transform into the legendary dragoons … For 1 turn. After defeating the Divine Dragon (the most powerful of them all) you must go INSIDE the big scary moon from the Ocarina of Time and both defeat the most feared Winglie of all time, Melbu Frahma, and rescue Shana whom, along with the Divine mirror, dagger and gem, you let get abducted again even after you knew they were the key to the world's destruction. What a great bodyguard. Have fun!